I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
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