Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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