he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
NoShamevember. You game?
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Randomize
