Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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