I think scott just propositioned me for sex
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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