I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
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