Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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