Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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