We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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