If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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