and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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