On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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