I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
how do you play pong handcuffed?
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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