I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
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