YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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