Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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