Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Acid is not a monday night drug
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Randomize
