Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Is it penis luge time yet?
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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