Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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