Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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