at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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