when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
We need to get me chipped asap
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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