If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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