omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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