brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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