people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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