Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
worst night to have a conscience
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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