i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
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