I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
Randomize
