Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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