I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I'm both gender and math confused
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Randomize