Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Sext me about skeletons
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
Randomize
