Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
The dick lei will go down in squad history
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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