just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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