Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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