Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
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