Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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