the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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