Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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