She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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