does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
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