I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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