just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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