I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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