You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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