Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
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