Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I AM VODKA MAN
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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