Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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