I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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