The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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