Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
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