I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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