I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
handjob tips. give me some.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
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